Ways to Annoy Val

1. Tell Mei that she is Starscream and Val is Megatron after letting her watch Transformers Armada  (perhaps the episode “Rebellion” will work, or you can show her some Transformers G1)
2. Ask her why she used to be such a good Invader, but when she meets Zim, she began to fail more
3. Tell Zim that she likes him a LOT (feel free to give details)
4. Pronounce her name as “Val-en-tine” instead of “Val-en-teen”
5. Tell her that Kashou is stalking her
6. Give her chocolate bubblegum
7. Tug on her antennas
8. Hold up a tape and say that it’s a tape of what she and Zim did recently
9. Teach Tag curse words or where babies come from
10. Steal her pak
11. Push her in the water
12. Force her to babysit a human child
13. Wake her up in the middle of the night by jumping on her
14. Tell her that Zim died
15. Tell her that Mei destroyed a squid robot
16. Pour water on her and yell “Demons be gone!”
17. Poke her and repeat
18. Sell Mei on eBay
19. Hug her (unless you are Zim)
20. Tell everyone in her skool that she likes Zim
21. Try to touch her in the eye (ew)
22. Kick her
23. Pet her
24. Ask her a stupid question over and over
25. Have Dib talk to her for an hour or more
26. Break into her house
27. Poke her in the squeedly-spootch (it’s a risk to do this, it may get her more mad than annoyed)
28. Tell her that she’s really short
29. Tease her for loving Zim
30. Call her “sir”
31. Tell Mei that she is a minicon and Val is her transformer partner and tell Mei to powerlinx
32. Stalk her
33. Sit on her head
34. Tell her about gross human stuff
35. Mock her
36. Get Zim to sing a romance song to her
37. Give Kashou this list
38. Paint her pak a weird color
39. Poke the heart shape on her forehead
40. Have her walk into a crowd of humans
41. Sing when she’s trying to sleep
42. Make fun of her for not having parents (she may begin crying)
43. Make “Valentine x Kashou” jokes
44. Take her to Taco Bell
45. Follow her everywhere
46. Tell her that you know all of her evil plans
47. Tell her that all her evil plans SUCK
48. Tell her that she has “pink eye”
49. Call her names
50. Send Mei after her